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If your kids drive you nuts, this show is for you.

Great parent-focused stand-up comedy comes to the Star Theatre in Kittery, Maine with The Ranting Parents Comedy Tour on Friday, Sept. 26 at 7:30 p.m. The Star Theatre is at 120 Roger Street, at the Kittery Community Center.

We love our children, who were put here to torture us. In a night of stand-up and more, four hilarious Boston comedians share their best, worst, and weirdest moments as parents. They also share terrible parenting advice.

Join Paul Nardizzi (NBC, Comedy Central, SiriusXM, etc.), Dave Rattigan (SiriusXM, NESN), former Boston Duck Tours Conducktor Jody Sloane and Cape Cod's favorite comedian Jim Ruberti for 90 minutes of great stand-up comedy and more.

The show is suitable for adults.

Tickets are $25 for general admission, $30 for preferred seating (floor tables), available at the theater box office or online at ScampsComedy.com/shows. Tickets are also available at the door for $35.

Paul Nardizzi is one of the country's top comedians, with multiple standup appearances on NBC's Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Comedy Central, and Fox Sports' Best Damn Sports Show Period, as well as regional appearances on NESN. A former winner of the Boston Comedy Festival, Nardizzi is in demand for theater shows, corporate functions, colleges, golf tournament, and fundraisers. His CD has been played on Sirius Satellite Radio and he's a prolific author of humor books, including the hilarious Things That Might Annoy ... series, which pokes fun at Yankee fans, Jets fans, Republicans, and Democrats. He also wrote the hilarious 602 Reasons to be Ticked Off and The Sarcastic Sports Trivia Book.

Known for his dead-pan delivery and quick, dry wit, Dave Rattigan is one of the busiest comics in Boston. He's performed in top clubs and theaters, opened for The Beach Boys, Jeff Dunham and Nick DiPaolo, and created the themed stand-up comedy show "How Men Think (Or Do They)." He's performed in Ireland and Japan. His CD, Dave Rattigan: Thinks He's Funny, received airplay on SiriusXM Satellite Radio and on stations around the world. He's appeared in television commercials and independent film projects; written funny columns for the Boston Globe, Christian Science Monitor and others; and his video clips have run on Nickmom.com and Rooftop Comedy.

Jody Sloane cut her entertainment teeth doing her sit-down shtick as a cheeky "conducktor" named Penny Wise on the Boston Duck Tours. Her duck tour experience - 4,000 times - was the perfect tee-up to becoming a stand-up comic. She's now a headliner around New England and regular at esteemed comedy venues, including Headliners Comedy Clubs throughout New England, Gotham Comedy Club in New York City, Comix Comedy Club at Mohegan, Nick's Comedy Stop, plus roadhouses, Elks Clubs and dives from Portland to New York. Wherever people need to laugh, Jody answers the call.

Jim Ruberti is Boston comedian and actor who has been entertaining people for well over 30 years, starting as a child in the theaters of Cape Cod performing with Broadway actors such as John Raitt or Theordore Bikel, and progressing into roles as an adult at venues like the Barnstable Comedy Club. He hosts his own comedy series at the Cotuit Center for the Arts and has been a comic fundraising auctioneer and event host as well as a stand-up comedian working stages around New England. As a stand-up, he's shared the stage with Boston headliners such as Lenny Clarke, Steve Sweeney, Paul Nardizzi, Christine Hurley, Jimmy Dunn, Mike McDonald, Dave Rattigan and Steve Bjork.

Price: General Admission: USD 25.00

Time: 7:30 pm to 9:00 pm